First off, let me just say that I haven't watched the VMAs in years, but did last nite so as to bring you my sparkling commentary on the jewels of the evening. Well, you guys owe me one, because watching the VMAs made me feel REALLY OLD. Like, oohh, 82 or so?? Honestly, I knew who maybe 1/4 of the presenters were, and everybody looked like they were 12 and I was so confused and felt like an old, old fart. THANKS.
;) That being said, here are the jewels!
Jennifer Lopez

Earrings are very cool. And I'm pretty sure they're by Loree Rodkins Lorraine Schwartz (via).
Please don't ask me what I think about her velvet mostrosity of a dress.
Amber Rose (with her asshat of a boyfriend)

Um. Er. Ehh. Her ring is cool/she scares me.
Kristen Whatshername

Earrings are cool, but that bracelet is wicked. Maybe it's a Kenneth Jay Lane?
Beyonce